Warren Kingsley (footballer)

Warren Kingsley is Brainsford United's new signing that appears in There is Only One Warren Kingsley. He coincidentally shares the same name with our story's hero (the whole plot of the story) which leads Warren to believe he's two-nique and that he's not the only Warren Kingsley in the world.

The media calls him an imposter, despite Warren's claims. To make things worse, the "fake" Warren is banned from all Meringues fixtures.